The joke about the chav problem.

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by matt02392 (Veteran Zoner) on Tuesday, 20-Jun-2006 12:22:09

What do you call one chav on the moon? A problem. What do you call two chavs on the moon? A problem. What do you call all of the chavs in the world on the moon? Problem solved. How do you get them up there? Tell them there's a buckit of bling on the moon. Watch them build there space shuttles faster than you can say freeky fwoof!

Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Tuesday, 20-Jun-2006 13:17:31

Okay, this one required some interpretation on my part, and I don't know if I got it right, help me out here.

Post 3 by Harp (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Tuesday, 20-Jun-2006 13:19:20

Well Bob, if it makes you feel any better, I'm British and I didn't get it either.

Post 4 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 20-Jun-2006 13:22:57

Thanks for the research Bob, but I don't get it either and generally don't have the patience to research a joke I don't get.

Post 5 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Tuesday, 20-Jun-2006 14:38:11

This one caught me on a good day. Ordinarily, I would have just passed it by. Glad to know I'm not the only one who doesn't get it. Harp your reassurance is particularly refreshing as I thought it was a british thing.

Post 6 by matt02392 (Veteran Zoner) on Tuesday, 20-Jun-2006 16:00:09

It was a joke that a friend said that I should put up here, so I did. I am going to let him know that people around the world thought that it sucked.

Post 7 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Tuesday, 20-Jun-2006 16:37:38

Next time tell your friend to put up his own jokes. &LT;grin>

Post 8 by Harp (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Tuesday, 20-Jun-2006 18:48:52

Or if they're anything like this one, tell him just not to bother at all! *Grin*

Post 9 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Tuesday, 20-Jun-2006 23:11:19

I have heard the term freeky fwoof on a singing dectalk file. In it, a computerized voices says freeky fwoof a number of times to a drum beat, sometimes at different speeds. It's all most like a tongue twister. Beyond that I have no idea what it means. Hope this discription helps.

Post 10 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 21-Jun-2006 0:11:24

In my meager experience, this has been the most researched, most discussed joke. Maybe you just had to have been there.

Post 11 by Resonant (Find me alive.) on Wednesday, 21-Jun-2006 1:41:00

OK, I'm really not this pedantic, but it's kinda fun getting cross-cultural slang discussions inspired by crap jokes, so...
Bling actually refers to cheap, but flashy jewellery, usually gaudy and obviously fake. I think the origins were right though, and I like the onomatopoeia thing. Never thought of that.

Post 12 by matt02392 (Veteran Zoner) on Wednesday, 21-Jun-2006 11:27:42

Freeky Fwoof is something made up by the cool dubes at tbrn. Oh, and I can't tell him to poast them himself, he doesn't have an acount here.

Post 13 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 21-Jun-2006 17:36:15

I'm almost afraid to ask, but you referred to "cool dubes at tbrn", what the heck is that?